Call 1: Kurt, I’m so sorry if that was so forward, I just really think that… oh forget it.
Call 2: Please pick up, I’m only trying to apologize, really, Kurt, please.
Call 3: I know I have no right, but please, just let me say something. Anything. Let me fix this.
Call 4: Really, I want to be your friend. Kurt, I care about you. Please pick up. I want to be friends like you said.
Call 5: Please, throw me a bone here. I’m dying. Just acknowledge me once.
Call 6: Am I being selfish for being in love with you after treating you like utter shit? For wanting to be your friend if that’s all I’ll get?
Call 7: Is this too needy? Am I being clingy? Can I even be clingy if you won’t even let me talk to you?
Call 8: Please.
Call 9: By now I know you won’t pick up, so I love you, I love you, I love you. I can pretend you answered and said it back.